Different+animals+and+different+reasons


 * ==Never let a bird rest on your head, it might poop on your head.==
 * ==Don't let a bat out in the morning, unless you wanted to end up like the //twilight saga.//==
 * ==Never hop along with a kangaroo, it might think that you want to have a boxing match with it.==
 * ==Don't sit next to a panda, it might think that you are comparing its skin texture with yours.==
 * ==Never swim with a crocodile, if you wish to die beautifully.==